YO psyche ward!

These are quotes heard from my 40 hours a week working in mental health... some of these are quotes from me some from other staff and some from patients.
No names are used to protect peoples rights. I will not... tell you if it was a patient or a staff member I am quoting...
it's the old saying you can't tell the difference between the staff and the patients.

Wednesday, May 15, 2013


"I'm back from the dead bitches!" in Minnie Mouse voice.
"Blah blah I love to count!"

Monday, May 6, 2013


"She brought a tissue with "semen" on it to prove she was a man."
"What was it really?"