YO psyche ward!

These are quotes heard from my 40 hours a week working in mental health... some of these are quotes from me some from other staff and some from patients.
No names are used to protect peoples rights. I will not... tell you if it was a patient or a staff member I am quoting...
it's the old saying you can't tell the difference between the staff and the patients.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

round vs. square

"The window is square. But how the fuck should I know? For all I know it could be round."


"Womens G-spots are being injected with children's circumcised foreskins... I was a victim."

In my ear...

"No not my ear, I'm double jointed in my ear."

Friday, March 21, 2008

the poor cat....

"I didn't do nothing to that cat!"

Friday, March 14, 2008


"I know you have cameras in the toilet!"


"I'm a CIA agent... that's why I'm in the psych-ward."

right gaurd

"Why did you put the deodorant bottle up your ass?"
"Because when your covered in shit every one leaves you alone!"

Denile chainsaw

"Don't you wish there was some sort of delusion and denile chainsaw we could pull out for times like this? Just to cut through all the bullshit..."

poopy things...

"OK well do I tackle the guy holding the poopy thing and risk getting poop all over me... or do I just let him have the poopy thing until he gets board with it, then take it away..."