YO psyche ward!

These are quotes heard from my 40 hours a week working in mental health... some of these are quotes from me some from other staff and some from patients.
No names are used to protect peoples rights. I will not... tell you if it was a patient or a staff member I am quoting...
it's the old saying you can't tell the difference between the staff and the patients.

Saturday, June 28, 2008

The need for honesty

Q: Do you want a blanket?
A: (after capacious belch) No, dumb dumb.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Human form

"I may be in human form but I still have powers!"

That damn little man...

"That fat girl and that little man tried to stick me in a convalescent home."