Dirty

"There is a new plague, syphilis. There's no cure. It's going to wipe out humanity, and make us all insane."

Soul loss

"Mental health workers do not have souls, it's just not evidence based."

Uncle walt

"Disney land was financed by Nazi gold."

Dark

"I'm half Cherokee which is why my penis is so dark."

Spice

"We have used spice to cover up the taste of our fetid meat for so long now... so long. Now that we no longer have to use it for our meat we use it for our fetid lives. Here is to the spice of life."

My penis

"I was able to change the light bulb, but I didn't have to use my penis to do it."

Plenty of fluids

" I have had all manner of bodily fluids thrown on me."