YO psyche ward!

These are quotes heard from my 40 hours a week working in mental health... some of these are quotes from me some from other staff and some from patients.
No names are used to protect peoples rights. I will not... tell you if it was a patient or a staff member I am quoting...
it's the old saying you can't tell the difference between the staff and the patients.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Hello is Susanne home?

"...well then can you just let me into the phone room so I can call random people in the phone book?"

 "ummm. Not right now."

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Oh you like that?

"Oh you like that? You like having the body of bear? You want your old body back? Because I could give you your old body back."

No more pity...

"Oh I have no more sympathy, the guy ate his one year old child and couldn't stop talking about how great it was."


"They smoke Cannabis so there for they are cannibals. They where eating soilent green, meat that has been in the soil for too long."