Hello is Susanne home?

"...well then can you just let me into the phone room so I can call random people in the phone book?"
 

 "ummm. Not right now."

Oh you like that?

"Oh you like that? You like having the body of bear? You want your old body back? Because I could give you your old body back."

No more pity...

"Oh I have no more sympathy, the guy ate his one year old child and couldn't stop talking about how great it was."

Cannabisls???

"They smoke Cannabis so there for they are cannibals. They where eating soilent green, meat that has been in the soil for too long."