YO psyche ward!

These are quotes heard from my 40 hours a week working in mental health... some of these are quotes from me some from other staff and some from patients.
No names are used to protect peoples rights. I will not... tell you if it was a patient or a staff member I am quoting...
it's the old saying you can't tell the difference between the staff and the patients.

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Saturday, April 27, 2013

Technical difficulties

"How do you turn on this T.V.?"
"Blow in its ear."

Young hitchhikers

"You know if I would have picked you up hitchhiking when you were 16 you would still be chained up in my basement."

Mean old lady

"You're going to be some bodies dinner."