Dark

"I'm half Cherokee which is why my penis is so dark."

Spice

"We have used spice to cover up the taste of our fetid meat for so long now... so long. Now that we no longer have to use it for our meat we use it for our fetid lives. Here is to the spice of life."

My penis

"I was able to change the light bulb, but I didn't have to use my penis to do it."

Plenty of fluids

" I have had all manner of bodily fluids thrown on me."

attack



 "Can I get a raise of hands of any one that's been assaulted at work? Ah good almost all of you."

free

" Whats holding you back, is whats setting you free."

Damn Ghosts

" You tell those goddamn Sasquatch Ghosts that they can go to hell!"