Poor devils...

Client: "I hate the sun and I love locusts. I can turn water into blood!"
Me : "Oh puzuzu... It's so good to see you again!"
Client: "The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing women that they have to wear makeup."

Evil

"IT'S EVIL!"
"It's just a slice of toast."
"It's evil.... I am the bass player for the Ziggy Marley band... It's eviiil....."

Movies

"We went to church on Sunday and begged forgiveness for making X rated movies."