round vs. square

"The window is square. But how the fuck should I know? For all I know it could be round."

G-spots

"Womens G-spots are being injected with children's circumcised foreskins... I was a victim."

In my ear...

"No not my ear, I'm double jointed in my ear."

the poor cat....

"I didn't do nothing to that cat!"

parapoop

"I know you have cameras in the toilet!"

The CIA

"I'm a CIA agent... that's why I'm in the psych-ward."

right gaurd

"Why did you put the deodorant bottle up your ass?"
"Because when your covered in shit every one leaves you alone!"

Denile chainsaw

"Don't you wish there was some sort of delusion and denile chainsaw we could pull out for times like this? Just to cut through all the bullshit..."

poopy things...

"OK well do I tackle the guy holding the poopy thing and risk getting poop all over me... or do I just let him have the poopy thing until he gets board with it, then take it away..."